The donation for our arrangement should be in an envelope and left in clear view for me to see upon my arrival. Never make me ask for it.
To fully enjoy a meeting, you must be freshly showered, well-groomed, smell nice, and have minty-fresh breath. Please be respectful and always be a gentleman. Your kindness, generosity, and chivalry will be appreciated and rewarded.
Please do not over stay our date. If you would like to extend our time, please ask me if I have additional time available and provide additional donation for the time you would like to spend.
The donations are for my time and companionship only and they are not negotiable.
Please do not make me go back and forth twenty times via email to set up our meeting. I want to have fun with you! This makes me cranky and I will likely not want to meet you as I am not seeking a pen pal, but a fun temporary respite. Constant emails are rather draining to contend with. I prefer to communicate via email until you are thoroughly screened. Please keep emails to a minimum.
If you appear to be under the influence of ANY mind altering substance including alcohol our date will be terminated immediately. However, if you would like to bring a beverage for us to share you are more than welcome :)
For first contact, which must made through EMAIL firstname.lastname@example.org. Please make sure you include the following information first name, age, general appearance, interests etc. Please be discreet and do not use explicit words. My contact is NOT to soliciate any services .